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Clare Says: Small edit needed under point 1: Most people would reduce to a couple of inches. should be: Most people would reduce _by_ a couple of inches

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Okay, dress as a snake and carry around what looks like a heart in a block of ice = Cold-Hearted Snake by Paula Abdul Fashion some sort of frame that looks like a mirror (maybe out of cardboard), but with your face sticking through = Man in the Mirror by Michael Jackson Dress as a queen and carry a bloody knife = Killer Queen by Queen Dress as a baby but with a very large butt = Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-a-Lot Dress as Lucille Ball, attach cotton clouds and fake diamond costume jewelery to yourself = Lucy in the Sky with Diamond by The Beatles (I am totally doing this!) Make a paper mache submarine costume, paint it yellow = Yellow Submarine by The Beatles What can you come up with?

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