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Episode 26: Putting a Smiley Face on Death #400: Fat-Ality A lazy, overweight man wants to be as cut and ripped as a professional bodybuilder, but he is too lazy to exercise and eat right and doesn't have the money for professional plastic surgery, so he talks his Extreme Doormat friend into performing amateur liposuction with a shop vac, some freeze spray, and some painkillers

The mechanism implanted in his skull has malfunctioned, sending him tumbling through time onto the green grass of the cricket field

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